How to Lose Weight

> > > > >A man was ordered by his doctor to lose 35 kg as soon as possible
>due
> > >to
> > > > >very
> > > > >serious health risks. As he wondered how in the heck he would ever
>do
> > >it,
> > > > >he
> > > > >ran across an ad in the newspaper for a GUARANTEED WEIGHT LOSS
>PROGRAM.
> > > >
> > > >Guaranteed. Yeah right!" he thought to himself. But desperate, he
>calls
> > > > >them
> > > > >up and subscribes to the 3-day / 5 kg weight loss program.
> > > > >
> > > > >The next day there's a knock at his door, and when he answers,
>there
> > >stands
> > > > >before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19-year-old young lady dressed
>in
> > > > >nothing
> > > > >but Nike running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces
> > >herself as
> > > > >a
> > > > >representative of the weight loss company.
> > > > >
> > > > >The sign reads, "If you can catch me, you can have me!" Without a
> > >second
> > > > >thought he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and
>puffing,
> > >he
> > > > >finally catches her and has his way with her. After they are
>through
> > >and
> > > > >she
> > > > >leaves, he thinks to himself, "I like the way this company does
> > >business!"
> > > > >
> > > > >The same girl shows up for the next two days and the same thing
> > >happens. On
> > > > >the fourth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has
>lost
> > >5 kg
> > > > >as promised.
> > > > >
> > > > >He calls the company and orders their 5-day / 10 kg program. The
>next
> > >day
> > > > >there's a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning,
> > >beautiful,
> > > > >sexy woman he has ever seen in his life, wearing nothing but Reebok
> > >running
> > > > >shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, "If you catch me, you
>can
> > >have
> > > > >me."
> > > > >
> > > > >He's out the door and after her like a shot. This girl is in
>excellent
> > > > >shape
> > > > >and it takes him a while to catch her, but when he does, it is
>worth
> > >every
> > > > >cramp and wheeze. For the next four days, the same routine happens.
> > >Much to
> > > >
> > > >his delight, on the fifth day, he weighs himself and found he has
>lost
> > > > >another 10kg, as promised.
> > > > >
> > > > >He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the
>7-day/25
> > >kg
> > > > >program. "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone.
>"This is
> > >our
> > > > >most rigorous program." "Absolutely," he replies, I haven't felt
>this
> > >good
> > > > >in
> > > > >years." The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens
>it
> > >he
> > > > >finds a muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink
>running
> > >shoes
> > > > >and a sign around his neck that reads, "If I catch you, you're
>mine."

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