Funny Ghost Story
>
>Two ghost met and both chat about how they died,
>
>1st ghost : How u died?
>
>2nd ghost : I died of coldness.
>
>1st ghost : How does it feel when you're dying in cold?
>
>2nd ghost : Actually, I was imprisoned in the refrigerator. Initially, I was shivering, then my whole body started to freeze, later I felt the whole world was dark and I died. Fortunately, I died with not much sufferings.
>
>1st ghost : You're so pityful....
>
>2nd ghost : How about you? How did u die?
>
>1st ghost : I died from heart attack.
>
>2nd ghost : I see, why did u have a heart attack?
>
>1st ghost : Actually, I found out that my wife is having an affair with another man. One day, when I came back from work, I saw a pair of man shoes outside my house. Then, I realized that the guy was in my house with my wife. When I rushed into the bedroom, my wife was alone. I must find where that bastard is hiding. So I searched the toilet, I ran downstairs, looked in the storeroom, but the bastard was not there. So, I ran upstairs and searched the wardrobe, but I found nothing. Because I was too tired of all that running, I got a heart attack and died.
>
>2nd ghost : Why didn't you look for the bastard in the fridge? If you did, both of us were alive now! |
|
